Use this fucking slut
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Swallow, count and repeat
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Don't let it slip out again!
I'll help you get up, baby
I love your ideas, honey
Solid presentation prep, boss
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Only one thing can get done around her
Pick your favorite, daddy!
I've been missing out
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro